Counter Haiku

Wagner on my back
Won't I look good in pinstripes?
Get me a small, mang...

And Pdawg is correct in her assertion that we are a couple of asses for not posting much here. Though, it seems that she has out-posted me, so I suppose that makes me the bigger ass. The most robust ass, if you will. Chock-full o' ass, that's me.

A robust ass will look good in pinstripes, no?