A Tale of Two Titties

I would like to take a moment to thank Pdawg for alerting the Internet to my disproportionately large left boob.

Thank you, Pdiddy, for making everyone aware that I cannot possibly own a bra that fits me properly.

I have several bras that fit the right girl just fine; however, these bras cause the left girl to pooch out of them like a S’more heavy on the ‘mallow. I also have a collection of bras that fit the left girl just fine; however these bras cause the right girl to flop loosely about like the last potato in the sack.

Hi. My name is Zam, and I have a lopsided rack.