An Open Rebuttal to PDawg:
Dearest Dawg,
I seem to recall describing this AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST as something that I would probably never finish. Remember that?
Of course, that was before the first time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days." And, as I was off my rocker on pain medication the second time that I promised to finish it, I feel that I should be absolved from any liability to actually do anything as a result of that second promise. Now, the third time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days," I was clearly lying.
I think the conversation surrounding that third promise went something like, "I was just nominated for a Nobel Prize for pioneering the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, and oh, by the way...I’ll finish that post in the next couple of days."
See? Lies.
But seriously, I will finish our AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST in the next couple of days. Promise...
I seem to recall describing this AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST as something that I would probably never finish. Remember that?
Of course, that was before the first time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days." And, as I was off my rocker on pain medication the second time that I promised to finish it, I feel that I should be absolved from any liability to actually do anything as a result of that second promise. Now, the third time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days," I was clearly lying.
I think the conversation surrounding that third promise went something like, "I was just nominated for a Nobel Prize for pioneering the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, and oh, by the way...I’ll finish that post in the next couple of days."
See? Lies.
But seriously, I will finish our AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST in the next couple of days. Promise...
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