Here, I Sit

...listening to the new Spoon disc, and finding excuses not to do my Accounting homework. If it is true that desperate times call for desperate measures, the fact that I am actually posting here may be a testament to my lack of enthusiasm.

Is this anything? This Spoon disc, I mean. It’s the second go-‘round, and, while not objectionable, I have not decided whether there is enough substance here to claim that it is something; though, I am becoming partial to track # 3.

Here, I sit; book open, calculator at the ready, yet nary a calculation has been scratched from pencil to paper. But I did connect all of my doodads to the USB hub I picked up today. That’s something.

I really should do my work. I have five problems to do that will take a few hours and a dozen sheets of paper. Or, I could do my laundry instead. I have one more pair of underwear left before I will be down to THAT pair of underwear. You know the ones – we all have that one pair of last-resort panties that sit in the very bottom of the panty drawer.

And, my truck is in sad shape these days. I could go outside and wash the week-old trip to the beach off of it, and vacuum the sand out of my floor mats. I never let my truck get this scummy. I can’t stand a messy vehicle.

Or, I could sit here and do my homework, like I am supposed to be doing.

*sigh* We’ll, see...I’m not promising anything.

It’s something, I have decided. This Spoon disc, I mean.

Two Smart Asses: Setting the Standard for New Lows

We suck.

There. I said it.

Gretchen, we have let you down. For this, I apologize. I cannot speak for Zam (who is FAR lamer than I), but I feel as if we have not kept you properly entertained.

We will do better.

We MUST do better.

There's No 'I' in "TEAM," But There is "Meat"

And also "mate," "tame," "eat," "ate," "met," "tea," "mat," "at," and "me."

By now you are probably asking yourself about a point. There is, in fact, no point in “team,” but there is a point in this blog…perhaps not in this particular post, but in this blog as a whole.

PDawg and I started this blog together because we crack each other up…and Gretchen; we crack Gretchen up, as well. Almost a year after the excitement of teaming up for this blog, we are sitting on only a handful of posts, the latest of which occurred over a month and a half ago.

We’re semi-creative people, dammit. We can do better.