A Final Thought...

Dear Zam,

Thank you for the prompt reply.

Yes, I knew you were blatantly lying when you "promised" you would finish the STUPENDOUSLY FANTABULOUS post. I also realized that you were under the influence of heavy medication when the initial promise was made. However, this is a mutual understanding we have.

Clearly, my letter to you was facetious and overtly sarcastic, composed with no other intent than to "spur" you into posting the GIANORMOUSLY MEGATASTIC post. I trust you understood this, as well.

See? This is why we get along so well.

(Plus, you got a "Get Out of Jail Free" for the Aeros jersey you sent me...)

Ok. That's all.

Call me! ;)

Dawg

An Open Rebuttal to PDawg:

Dearest Dawg,

I seem to recall describing this AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST as something that I would probably never finish. Remember that?

Of course, that was before the first time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days." And, as I was off my rocker on pain medication the second time that I promised to finish it, I feel that I should be absolved from any liability to actually do anything as a result of that second promise. Now, the third time that I promised to finish it "in the next couple of days," I was clearly lying.

I think the conversation surrounding that third promise went something like, "I was just nominated for a Nobel Prize for pioneering the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, and oh, by the way...I’ll finish that post in the next couple of days."

See? Lies.

But seriously, I will finish our AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST in the next couple of days. Promise...

An Open Letter to Zam:

Dear Zam,

This is the other half of your brain. I was just wondering, are you ever going to finish up YOUR half of the AMAZINGLY SPECTACULAR POST that my half of the brain has promised our faithful millions of hundreds of handful of Gretchen?

You know, you are definitely helping our tandem live up to the moniker we have chosen: ASSES. We look like asses.

That is all.

Talk to you later,

Dawg